Join My List and Meet Magic Johnson*

* This is completely not true. Magic Johnson has nothing to do with my list. But sign up anyway, and I promise that if I ever get Magic Johnson to agree to attend a personal party for members of my list, I will totally tell you so you can meet him.

Sign up for the email list here.

P.S. If you are Magic Johnson, email me. I totally have some people I want you to meet.

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3 Responses to Join My List and Meet Magic Johnson*

  1. thesportsidiot says:

    That’s pretty funny, Arlen. Good work, sir.

  2. packbackr04 says:

    this is magic johnson, and i would love to attend your members meeting. there will be blow and hookers, right?

  3. Arlen says:

    I can see that I am unprepared for the lifestyle needed to rub shoulders with NBA players.

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